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- friend: there's a life outside the internet
- me: link me
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Headphones rules.
No headphones = You can talk to me.
One headphone = You can talk to me if I like you.
Two headphones = Fuck off.
(Source: doomriff, via clairvoyans)
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- me: hey I just met you and-
- me: why are you walking away
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When your friend keeps making you laugh when you’re supposed to be quiet
And you can’t hold it in anymore, so you’re like
And everyone turns around and looks at you like
(Source: most-awkward-moments, via lmaogtfo)
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- Me: "I want to meet my bias"
- Security: "No."
- Life: "No."
- Parents: "No."
- Luck: "No."
- Dreams: "Aw okay. Do you want to marry him too?"
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- mom: we're going on vacation!!
- me: is there wifi
